Argh

oh ben c'est facile, faut JUSTE tuer Grull et NB pour avoir accès à Serpentshrine.
Le pire, c'est que c'est LARGEMENT à notre niveau.

Franchement je suis vraiment pas pressé d'aller la voir la Lady Vashj quand je lis ça, surtout quand ça vient d'une des deux meilleures guildes du monde.

Si vous percutez l'anglais, lisez le, ça vaut le détour

Lady Vashj dead but tuning is needed :

Welcome to World of (BETA) Warcraft.

As I mentioned in a previous update, we have been working very hard on the God and Jesus vs the lesser people.. err.. Lady Random, I mean Vashj encounter. It use to be pleasant till we discovered how broken everything is, especially in phase 3..

Please, fix your buggy non-tested crappy encounters. It's horrible how we encounter such a extremely untested and completely random encounter like Lady Vashj. No updates and/or hotfixes since the slight hp adjustment. As it is, this encounter is Kel'Thuzad on crack which meets jesus and god at the same time. Add all the random factors to the encounter.. and no matter if all 25 of us play like fucking superstars, we can still wipe! And why? Because the encounter is fucking buggy and random and it dosent matter if we play like the creator of the universe or like jesus himself - we still wipe.

How about: MIND CONTROL THAT CAN MIND CONTROL ALL YOUR AVAILIBLE TANKS RIGHT AS YOU ENTER PHASE 3? FIX THIS SHIT. She love to oneshot people just as phase 3 starts. Or... the poison stuff that the bats spit out killing a phased out warlock imp.. or, Lady Vashj herself respawning. These are only a few of the gems this encounter will entertain you with... I mean, make you want to kill yourself. I completely love doing Lady Random.. I mean, god and jesus vs us mere mortals.

We've had Lady Vashj at 11%, 3% and numerous of completely perfectly executed attempts where her randomness of mind controlling people will destroy your entire raid of gods sons. Yes that's right, Lady Vashj is so powerful that she can kill the children of god. Damn. You heard it here first. When we had her at 11% she bugged a bit and lost hp and then we killed her and she instantly respawned after and wiped us. Fix your shit.

By the way: 4 (FOUR) vials from Lady Vashj? Funny. Now fix that. Yes, fix that right now. I realise tormenting yourselves is something you do as a hobby, we however would like to have fun. 4 (that's FOUR) vials per Lady Vashj kill smells like a TIMESINK to me. Fix this shit.

Now.. let's talk about all the time spent on this (shit) dungeon and what we get from it. Let's see, basically zero upgrades because the loot is worse then three days old french fries. Yes, it's that terrible. Now, when we kill someone as Lady Vashj we expect godly loot - we want to get amazed.. instead we get loot that is equal to Karazhan quality, hell.. even side grade of Karazhan items. Yes motherfucking blizzard item design guy; i'm talkin' about the shitty Paladin Gauntlets you decided to put on Lady Vashj. What were you smoking at the time of making those? Or.. better, are you using a random item generator. Please tell me. Also, while I'm on the subject of what. the. fuck. you are thinking when you make a dungeon with this craptastic loot and the buggy design of the encounters; are we playing on a PTR or a Live realm? Hmmm. I'd say it's a PTR. That's Public Test Realm. Perhaps rename all the live realms to that so we can stop being confused. Much appreciated in advance. Thank you!

Oh hey Blizzard.. Fix Lurker Below, he love to respawn everytime the instance is reset, and apperently he also love to bug out even if he dies, so you can't use the console to open Lady Vashj's bridge. Nice! I clap my hands for you. Or wait, that's not for you. It's the fact that I'm done beta testing your dungeon for today.


To spell it out:

Fix Lady Vashj. Give us more then 4 (FOUR) vials per Vashj kill. Didn't Onyxia teach you anything? Fix Lurker Below. Fix Astromancer. Fix Phoenix God. And I'm sure you will have to fix Sunstrider too.. so fix him before we get there. Fix the crappy loot in entire (raiding dungeons) TBC. What the fuck is up with getting Tier 5 and it's a downgrade to tier 4 or worse then tier 3? Hello! It's tier 5 for gods sake. What's up with Karazhan gauntlets from Lady Vashj, who's extremely (INSANELY) hard in her current state.. Fix this shit. Seriously. It's no fun anymore. I realise your dates may have been messed up and it says April 1st 24/7 at Blizzard HQ - so I'm telling you right now.. it's not April the 1st. You can give us the real stuff now.. heh.

With all this being said, we will kill her again this week. Thank you 2x loot. And hey, we get 8 vials. Stay tuned!

Signed,
Awake

J'aime particulièrement ce passage

As it is, this encounter is Kel'Thuzad on crack which meets jesus and god at the same time. Add all the random factors to the encounter.. and no matter if all 25 of us play like fucking superstars, we can still wipe! And why? Because the encounter is fucking buggy and random and it dosent matter if we play like the creator of the universe or like jesus himself - we still wipe.

j'adoooore le mec qui dit qu'ils jouent comme des superstars...
Ca va les chevilles ?

mais non, ils disent :

if all 25 of us play like fucking superstars, we can still wipe
if we play like the creator of the universe or like jesus himself - we still wipe

En résumé, peut importe la manière de jouer, l'event est tellement buggé et aléatoire, que tu n'as pas d'autre choix que wiper à moins d'avoir une moule extraordinaire, ce qu'ils ont eu.

d'ailleurs sur leurs screenshots où il viennent de tuer Lady Vashj on voit qu'elle vient juste de repop. Et apparement Lady Vashj arrive à tuer les diablotins hors phase des démos